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Rollerskating through life blindfolded while holding a chainsaw
My existence is my perception, my perception is my reality
Created on 2003-04-11 18:27:43 (#999718), last updated 2009-11-20
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Basic Info| Name: | Purveyor of porn |
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| Birthdate: | 1973-10-25 |
Bio***This el jay contains stories of the NC-17 variety, 99% Man on Man action(it's probably 100% but I might write het sex one day, really) It also contains some **** about hot Italian brothers who cannot.stop.touching.each.other. (Seriously, Milo, Adrian dial it down a thousand, or don't because I'm having fun) So be warned or titilated, whichever grabs your goat. (There is no goat touching on this LJ)
My handbasket to hell has leather seats and a wet bar. I make killer Bahama Mamas. There are still tickets available, so come on board. Firefly is my eternal love. Other shows I watch: Buffy, Angel, CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI: NY,Prison Break, Heroes, The Unit.
I enjoy grumpy older men formerly in the military who want to sleep with their younger subordinates. Unless they're brothers with the last name Petrelli.
I love men who have no concept of personal space, and think that a headslap is just another way to say "I love you."
Warning: Mark Harmon and Adrian Pasdar are crushes from wayyy back. Now that they are on TV again I will be discussing them a lot. I may spend a little too much time talking about Adrian Pasdar's and Milo Ventimiglia's belly button's so this is a heads up.
Friending Policy: No need to ask. Friend away
My handbasket to hell has leather seats and a wet bar. I make killer Bahama Mamas. There are still tickets available, so come on board. Firefly is my eternal love. Other shows I watch: Buffy, Angel, CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI: NY,Prison Break, Heroes, The Unit.
I enjoy grumpy older men formerly in the military who want to sleep with their younger subordinates. Unless they're brothers with the last name Petrelli.
I love men who have no concept of personal space, and think that a headslap is just another way to say "I love you."
Warning: Mark Harmon and Adrian Pasdar are crushes from wayyy back. Now that they are on TV again I will be discussing them a lot. I may spend a little too much time talking about Adrian Pasdar's and Milo Ventimiglia's belly button's so this is a heads up.
Friending Policy: No need to ask. Friend away
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