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Ficlets: White collar ficlets
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[info]kelly_girl
These are three ficlets I wrote for [info]collarkink.

Titles: Touch, Saddle up, Love to love you
Pairing: Neal/Peter, El/Neal w/Peter, Neal/Peter
Rating: R to NC-17
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made
Warnings: Written for a kink meme but nothing you wouldn't read in an average nc-17 fic



Touch, Peter/Neal, R )


Saddle up, El/Neal w/Peter, NC-17 )


Love to love you, Neal/Peter, NC-17 )

My love for Whtie Collar, let me show you
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[info]kelly_girl
New ep tonight! Can't wait. Following entry contains spoilers for all episodes that have aired but no spoilers for unaired eps.

MB is in People's sexiest issue as sexiest rising star or something. I saw the pic and I need to buy the magazine right now. I like Johnny Depp but I'm buying it for the Bomer. I'm trying to refrain from making many many puns and jokes about his last name.


So who else is on the Peter/Elizabeth/Neal train? Or P/E/N as I call them in my head. I love Neal/Peter but I can't just ignore El. Plus she's awesome and I loved the first ep where Peter comes charging down the stairs and Neal is there with Elizabeth and they have totes been talking about Peter and how much they both love him.

Loved that Elizabeth gives Peter advice and insight into Neal. And vice-versa in the Pilot! With Neal trying to help Peter find out what Elizabeth wanted.

Neal making out with the professor was hot hot and did I mention, hot?


Neal getting caught between Peter and Elizabeth when they were arguing. MB pulls of awkward and embarrassed really well.

Peter being all awkward and nervous around crying women was hilarious. Guy who plays Peter has some seriously sexy lips. Just the shape of them. Rowr.


Loved the latest episode where Peter showed up with the wine and beer. Wine for Neal, the beer for him cause he knows his Neal. And later the subtle questioning of Moz and bringing up the pawn shop. I love smug smirky 'gotcha!' Peter.

I miss Diana. The other lady is ehhh. Why must there be UST or whatever between her and Neal and her putting him down so he won't realize she's crushing is not cute.

Jones cracks me up. Ruiz or Miguel as I will forever know him from OZ(seriously every time I see Kirk Acevedo, all i can remember is him blinding that guard and later spending time on the psych ward)should come back to annoy Peter some more.

Love June. She should come back too.

Kate. Ehh, I guess they have to have her and her disappearance be the thing that drives Neal but I find it only mildly interesting.


As for writing, the WC fandom is growing. Some good stories are appearing along with the other kind. The kink meme has some hot stuff and I've posted two over there along with the fic I posted a few days ago. I have so many ideas for different stories. It's fun to feel motivated again.

I love Au's and really want an AU where both Neal and Peter are in Jail and Peter offers to 'protect' Neal in exchange for certain favors. Or Neal's in jail but Peter's a guard. Or another bunny that's looking at me with huge eyes is one where Neal and Peter and Elizabeth are all con artists and after they finish a job they all have hot lovin time. Oh, and a slave AU where Peter really does own Neal for four years and so of course he lives with Elizabeth and Peter.

Someone posted pics of Adam Lambert and just the proximity of MB in an icon made me want Adam/Neal fic with glitter and eyeliner and Peter being grumpy and turned on when he shows up unannounced to find Neal flushed, glitter in his hair and a man lying in Neal's bed.

(If any of these spark a bunny in someone, go for it)

I'm that type of Guy
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[info]kelly_girl
Oh NCIS:LA how I love you and your silly ways (and silly plots)

Tuesdays ep )


NCIS original flavor was good too.Who loves you baby? )

Fic: Frisky (White Collar)
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[info]kelly_girl
Title: Frisky
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Timeline: Sometime in the future
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being earned
Author Notes: This happened because me and [info]oh_mcgee talked about it and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Summary: Neal wins more than he loses

Story )

White collar mini marathon on USA
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[info]kelly_girl
Just starting with the pilot ep. Other two eps to follow and a new one tonight.

Why no, I'm not a work. Oldest kidlet is throwing up so we're at home where I can monitor her and see if she keeps throwing various things up. So fun! :(

Around the way girl
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[info]kelly_girl
I chose this song title because of events in the NCIS:LA ep and also because I think G is Sam's 'Around the way girl.'

Ncis:LA aka we thrive on angst and flirty looks )

NCIS: Original flavor )


Someone needs to come talk to me about hot ass men on White collar who smirk and wear clothes that make me want to write about the designers, even though I have no clue. Or just entice me to write fic where Neal has to wear Peter's clothes for some reason.

Various things, book rec, plus my tv station is l-a-m-e
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[info]kelly_girl
Big thanks for all the b-day wishes.

There is a V marathon on Syfy.

Our ABC station is not showing the new V at the right time for the next three weeks. I'm so pissed. Now I have to try and set the VCR for Midnight cause that's when they've decided to show it. Bastards. I'm sure there will be other ways to see it.


Been reading a book rec I got from a friend's lj in which she talked about 'White Collar.' The online book is called 'Shadows of the Templar' and it's about an FBI agent named Simon who gets involved with a thief named Jeremy. Sound like 'White Collar?'

Yeah, a little but it's good. Very engrossing and at first I was kind of sad that there wasn't more pornage(the sex scenes usually fade to black) but apparently there is some in the short story section, and it's hot and just as good as the rest.

But seriously, I'm liking the stories and Simon and Jeremy's growing relationship that is at times very dysfunction, but seems to fit them both.

Since I found the link in a 'White Collar' discussion that's how I keep imagining Peter as Simon and Neal as Jeremy which isn't a bad thing at all. Rowr.

So here's a link to anyone interested.

In conclusion my ABC station is LAME.

Rock the bells
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[info]kelly_girl
NCIS:LA )


NCIS:Original Flava )


Quick note on tonight's glee.

courtesy glee cut )

Birthday postie
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[info]kelly_girl
Happy Birthday to the fantabulous pink&evil [info]puffgirl. Here's hoping it was filled with short cute guys and one with the last name Shanks.

Going back to Cali (NCIS and ncis la babbling)
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[info]kelly_girl
Um, is NCIS: LA going to just admit the love that we all see?


NCIS:LA-A tale of two guys, candy, and origami not!swans )


NCIS:Original )

The Boomin System
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[info]kelly_girl
Yes, I continue my LL Cool J song title thing. Both shows were pretty good tonight though I will have to rewatch NCIS: LA as I fell asleep for about 15 minutes of it midway. Nothing on the show, I was just really tired.

NCIS-Original Flavor )


NCIS:LA or AKA my new toy )


Me and hubby are seriously considering getting a DVR because I'm missing shows and V is coming on in November. On a TUESDAY! My Tuesdays are already filled with crunchy ncis love. I cannot abandon them for the sexy devious Aliens of V.
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Just when you're out,they pull you back in
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[info]kelly_girl

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noelql is the capo who keeps flying off the handle and attracts too much attention, especially when noelql tried to beat up capo cesperanza with a horse!

annalazarus is also a capo, though is wired for sound!

kita0610 is also a capo, though is currently MIA. hawkmoth still claims no knowledge of kita0610 whereabouts, despite suspicions by FBI agent phantisma!

taylor_serenil is a soldier who's still teed off about being passed over for promotion. embroiderama got the capo instead!

Soldier scribblinlenore suspects capo carolyn_claire of being a rat, but can't say anything. Little do they know the rat's the mob accountant vampirefan!

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Mama said knock you out
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[info]kelly_girl
I need some NCIS:LA icons


NCIS: LA ep 2 )


NCIS: Original Flavor )

Halloween planning shall commence
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[info]kelly_girl
Oldest kiddie wants to be some type of devil queen or vampire queen for halloween. I tried to interest her in Hannah Montana, ZOMBIE HANNA MONTANA, cause that's how I roll. She just gave me her patent pending 'omg mom you are kinda lame' look.

She was kinda interested in Abby from NCIS and omg, I will buy her a white labcoat if she decides on her. But I told her it was up to her to be what she wanted. choose abby, team abby


The other kid wants to be Tinkerbell. I wonder if she'd want to be zombie Tinkerbell?


Also the kiddies love fan vids and regulary watch the Star Trek vid with the cast of Glee singing 'Don't stop beliving' and they watch a SGA vid done to 'We built this city on rock and roll.'

Raising the next generation of fandom *cue evil laughter*

Techie question for the flist
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[info]kelly_girl
So I want to watch some stuff on Hulu(or other things i download) but not on my computer. I want to watch it on my TV. Is there something I can buy that will let me go to hulu on my computer then watch the ep or whatever on my Television?

Computer is fairly new, less than 2 years old. TV is older but we play WII on it so it has the red,white and yellow outlets.


Thanks!
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"Doin it and doin it and doin it well"
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[info]kelly_girl
Yes, since LL Cool J(i have crushed on this man for around 20 years, jeez) is now on my TV every Tuesday night I will be using more of his songs as Subject headers.

I think both shows did well, hence the title.

NCIS-S7,1 )

If we don't get at least one shirtless LL Cool J scene this season I will accuse them of wasting the natural resources at hand.

I love LA or NCIS:LA )

Tired, must go to sleep. Hopefully to dream about hot guys doing hot stuff.
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I call shenanigans on Thursday
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[info]kelly_girl
It won't stop raining here. I need a boat. Preferably one rowed by some hunky shirtless guys.


I'm a sad panda because I have no one to talk to about Dark Blue. Scruffy Dylan Mcdermott is hot like fire and last night's finale only amped it up. They're starting the whole show over next week if anyone wants to watch and YOU SHOULD OR I WILL SEND KANYE WEST OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO INTERRUPT YOU. Well, not really but it's a good show.

Speaking of Kanye and his crazyness, imaletyoufinish.com is hilarious. All the macros of Kanye interrupting people crack me up. Also the next award Kanye wins, I think Taylor Swift should pop up out of nowhere and grab the mike and declare something.


Work is slow but will be getting busier in the next few weeks. I'm very tired when I get home but hopefully this weekend I can get some writing done.

Bones is on Tonight! And maybe Fringe!

Glee )

'Dark )

Must watch the vid LL Cool J made for NCIS:LA when I get home because I've been loving him for over 20 years and the hope that he will appear shirtless on the show is more than enough reason to watch.

Ciao, bellas!

Picture pages, kids and some of my jewelry
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[info]kelly_girl
Been meaning to post some pics. Got some bracelets, necklaces I've made. Plus a few pics of the kiddies.

I've really gotten into the whole jewelry making thing and I love designing and making my own sparkly stuff. I love learning new techniques and browsing Michael's and Hobby Lobby for stuff. Seriously, I could spend hours in those places.

Dial up users beware




Pictures )

Back to work tomorrow. Yay and boo.Yay for money, boo for 40 hour work weeks plus addtional work at home doing the cleaning,cooking washing and kid care stuff. Exhausting.

Getting my tv babble on
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[info]kelly_girl
So leverage. Last nights and all others before it )


Now on to Dark Blue. I wish more of you were watching this. I need more people to talk to about Dean and his issues and Carter and his hair. Also Carter and his possibly unnatural love for his shotgun. And does Dean having a shotgun too mean they're married?

Last nights DB and others before it )

Glee was good last night and someone had a link to a Kurt,Puck story that I read because I want the bully and gay boy to fall for each other. Did Puck have a mohawk thing in the pilot?

The fall tv scedule is so bleh. One thing on Monday(Heroes why can't I quit you? Oh yeah, Milo Venti's chest and the possibility that Nathan isn't dead/to see Adrian Pasdar channel Jim Profit). And then Wednesday, Thursday about a million things to watch. I will be using Hulu a lot.

Tonight the boys are back. Oh Sam, Oh Dean.

Fic: Definition (Dark Blue fandom)
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[info]kelly_girl
Title: Definition, sequel to 'To the last drop'

Pairing: Carter/Dean

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made

A/N: New fandom, new people to play with! Thanks to the usual suspects

Summary: In which Dean is an asshole and Carter has mastered the phrase ‘If you love something let it go’


Story )

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